Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen
"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"
"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"
you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster
when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”